so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
