how can u be prego again
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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