sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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