I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
