He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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