Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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