what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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