I love black thongs
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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