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your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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