...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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