I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
What drink are we having for lunch?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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