i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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