I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
only if we run a train.
done.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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