he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Randomize
