She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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