Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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