well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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