Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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