Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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