Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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