Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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