So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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