get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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