bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
This beer is not sobering me up at all
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
