thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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