He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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