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I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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