Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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