Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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