dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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