broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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