some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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