whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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