I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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