i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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