return my video game
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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