member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You've changed since you got that strap on
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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