it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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