just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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