I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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