pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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