oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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