i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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