office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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