Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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