it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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