Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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