yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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