i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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