I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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