It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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