I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
God, I missed his penis.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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