We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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