I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?