The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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