would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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