i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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