I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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