i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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